Some Funny Questions

• If the #2 Pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
• Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
• Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
• Why do they sterlize the needles for lethal injections>
• If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?
• The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business.. didn't they see it coming?
• Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would wyou treat them?
• If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
• Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
• And if it is misspelled, how would we know?
• Would a fly without wings be called walk?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered hostage situation?
• Why are "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
• Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
• Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?