Just Smile

Q: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I? A: A shoe. Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? A: A river. Q: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? A: Suicide. ...