Funny Quotes On Students

• I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
• College is a refuge from hasty judgement
• The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
• Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
• If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they would all be a lot more comfortable.
• Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
• Definition of a College Professor : Someone who talks in other people's sleep.
• An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
• Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland : Rich and Thick.
• College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
• He who can do - he, who cannot, teaches.
• Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.