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Parag Jaggi
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Rectum – What women do to all the cars they drive.
Dilate – To show up late for your own funeral.
Urine – The opposite of being out.
Dust – Mud without the juice.
Impotence – No hard feelings
Adorable – The button you push when you arrive at someone’s home.
Kidnap – What children do when they are tired.
Pharmacist – Someone who helps out on the farm.
Clothes Dryer – Sock eating machine.
Derange – what she should be cooking dinner on.
Yawn – The only time a married man is able to open his mouth.
House – What you had before you got divorced.
Disney Land – A people trap run by a mouse.
Easy – A woman with the sexual morals of a man.
Forum – How men feel about boobs.
Intense – Where you sleep when you camp.
Kidney – Half-way up a child’s leg.
Stop Watch – What men do when they see an attractive woman.
