Some Funny Definitions

funny definitions
Pokemon – A Jamaican proctologist.

Rectum – What women do to all the cars they drive.

Dilate – To show up late for your own funeral.

Urine – The opposite of being out.

Dust – Mud without the juice.

Impotence – No hard feelings

Adorable – The button you push when you arrive at someone’s home.

Kidnap – What children do when they are tired.

Pharmacist – Someone who helps out on the farm.

Clothes Dryer – Sock eating machine.

Derange – what she should be cooking dinner on.

Yawn – The only time a married man is able to open his mouth.

House – What you had before you got divorced.

Disney Land – A people trap run by a mouse.

Easy – A woman with the sexual morals of a man.

Forum – How men feel about boobs.

Intense – Where you sleep when you camp.

Kidney – Half-way up a child’s leg.

Stop Watch – What men do when they see an attractive woman.

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