Hillarious Double Meaning Jokes

• He took me from a bar,
  He took me in his car.
  He took my top off.
  He puts his lips on mine,
  But don't worry, I'm a bottle of wine!


• What's an average 6 inch long
  inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
  
  
  
  
  A: 1000 Rupees Note
  Always think positive!


• In which situation, Do men start sweating
  in 10 mins and women want to go and on and on?
  
  
  think..
  
  
  think..
  
  
  SHOPPING
  God Bless Your Naughty Mind!


• Smile is the 2nd best thing you do with your lips.
  Of course you know the first one...
  
  
  
  
  It's keeping your mouth shut.
  
  
  But I like the way you think!


• What are three problems about being an egg?
  »You only get laid once,
  »The only woman to sit on your face is your mother,
  »And it takes four minutes to get hard.
  


• I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh
  creating creamy fomy liquid, as it goes in and out
  up and down, can't wait till next time
  My toothbrush


• Feeling bored?
  Open the zip!
  Put your hands in between your zip..
  and take out your..
  books from your bad and start studying.