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Showing posts with label random. Show all posts
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- If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
- "I think my thinking thinks thoughts that thought they think they're thinking when I'm thinking. I thought i think my thoughts, but I thought wrong."
- Don't trust your heart because its not on the right side.
- Words of wisdom ~ No one is listening until you fart.
- They say that when you dream about somebody, they went to sleep thinking about you. Quick! everybody think about me and we will have a big party in my dreams!!
- Skinny people wear G-strings, does that mean fat people wear G-ropes!
- Quack! I'm a cow that was raised by squirrels.
- Have you ever realized that the calendar spells W T F after Monday and Tuesday
- Smile uncontrollably and the world smiles with you. Laugh uncontrollably and they'll think your on drugs.
- The secret to growing old is to keep breathing.
- Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. How weird is that?
- I wouldn't even fart in your mouth if you needed oxygen to stay alive.
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Q: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Q: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Q: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
Q: I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Q: I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Q: I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
Q: I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only eleven inches long?
Q: You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
Q: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Q: You can't keep this until you have given it.
Q: Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Q: Past mountain, meadow, field, and hill, it follows a river while standing still.
Q: Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Q: Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
Q: The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it?
Q: The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
Q: What goes up and down without moving?
Q: What goes up white and comes down yellow?
Q: What grows up while growing down?
Q: What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Q: What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?
Q: What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
Q: What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
Q: What has four eyes but cannot see?
Q: What has no beginning, end or middle and touches every continent?
Q: What has no beginning, end, or middle?
Here are the answers !!
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- If the #2 Pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
- Ok, so what's the speed of dark?
- Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Why do they sterlize the needles for lethal injections>
- If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?
- The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business.. didn't they see it coming?
- Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would wyou treat them?
- If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
- Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
- And if it is misspelled, how would we know?
- Would a fly without wings be called walk?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered hostage situation?
- Why are "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
- Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
- Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
- Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
