Just Smile

Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = Hell no. We need = I want. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. You're ...

Pokemon – A Jamaican proctologist. Rectum – What women do to all the cars they drive. Dilate – To show up late for your own funeral. Urine – The opposite of being out. Dust – Mud without the juice. Impotence – No hard feelings Adorable – The button you push when you arrive at someone’s home. Kidnap – What children do when they are tired. Pharmacist – Someone who helps out on the farm. Clothes Dryer – Sock eating ...

He took me from a bar, He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, But don't worry, I'm a bottle of wine! What's an average 6 inch long inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up? A: 1000 Rupees Note Always think positive! In which situation, Do men start sweating in 10 mins and women want to go and on and on? think.. think.. SHOPPING God Bless Your Naughty Mind! Smile is the ...

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card. Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win! Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. Dear Warner Bros: Now that I'm an adult, I feel I'm am old enough to hear what the "Beep Beep" is hiding when ...

The questions are: 1. What would you do if I died? 2. Do I look fat? 3. What are you thinking about? 4. Do you love me? 5. Do you think she is prettier than me? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrect (I mean tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. 1. ...

I'm pretty sure that after reading this, you would surely like to be in Prison> and not Work In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cube. In Prison: You get three meals a day. At Work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In Prison: You get time off for good behavior. At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In ...

One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron. The kid replied, 'No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'. A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus ...